For a few months now, I’ve been keeping a list of all the crazy puns I’ve been making just by using Mark’s name.
I’ve been cracking myself up (and feeling a bit sorry for Mark and anyone else named Mark.) So to all the Marks out there, I’m sorry that you all have to go through this for your whole life.
“How did you get that pen, Mark?”
“Hi, Mark!” (as in high mark – like a good grade)
“What a big bite, Mark!”
“Oh, big stretch, Mark!”
“Would you like a drink of water, Mark?”
and yes, he’s climbing!
Salmon and Souvlaki 
i’m cracking up, mainly because I can see your face saying all of these and laughing at yourself hahaha!!
It’s like me when I was teaching and my students would complain that they were “boring” (meaning “bored”). I would just say, “Yes, you are!” and crack myself up and they never knew!
Same here! I love those two little teeth shining through!
I know – they’re so cute! And he has two more on top!