For a few months now, I’ve been keeping a list of all the crazy puns I’ve been making just by using Mark’s name.
I’ve been cracking myself up (and feeling a bit sorry for Mark and anyone else named Mark.) So to all the Marks out there, I’m sorry that you all have to go through this for your whole life.
“How did you get that pen, Mark?”
“Hi, Mark!” (as in high mark – like a good grade)
“What a big bite, Mark!”
“Oh, big stretch, Mark!”
“Would you like a drink of water, Mark?”