Dear Cousin Ezra,

I love the dress you chose for me.  In fact, I love it so much that I like to puke on it as soon as my mama puts it on me.  I’ve worn it twice for a total of less than 10 minutes.  This has made my mama sad because she thinks I look so cute in the dress.  I really do like peacocks and ruffles.  I’m not sure why I puke on the dress so much.  This last time, my mama was sneaky and asked my daddy to take these pictures about 1 minutes after she got me dressed just in case I puked.  Good thing she did!  But anyway, thanks for choosing it for me.  My mama is going to try to make me wear it a few more times before I outgrow it and one of these days, I might let her take me out of the house wearing it!

Love,
Cousin Eliana