Dear Cousin Ezra,
I love the dress you chose for me. In fact, I love it so much that I like to puke on it as soon as my mama puts it on me. I’ve worn it twice for a total of less than 10 minutes. This has made my mama sad because she thinks I look so cute in the dress. I really do like peacocks and ruffles. I’m not sure why I puke on the dress so much. This last time, my mama was sneaky and asked my daddy to take these pictures about 1 minutes after she got me dressed just in case I puked. Good thing she did! But anyway, thanks for choosing it for me. My mama is going to try to make me wear it a few more times before I outgrow it and one of these days, I might let her take me out of the house wearing it!