For Anyone Out There Who Might Be Pregnant:
1. Try to close a closet door and ram the door into your tummy. Or try to walk past your husband in the hallway and run right into him. Both will be a good indication that you’re wider than you think you are.
2. Try not to get in the way of your husband taking a cute picture of your two-year-old. Get in the way anyway. (Here’s your 32-week belly shot, in case you’re interested.)