Joe Flacco is my brother’s wife’s father’s cousin.

Or in other words, Joey (as they call him) is my sister-in-law’s second cousin, once removed.

They all grew up in South Jersey together.

So that makes me related, right? 🙂

And, my sister-in-law will be here tonight.

So all you Ravens lovers out there just might want to come over and get her autograph.

(And no, just because I’m related to the Ravens’ star quarterback does not mean that I am a Ravens fan.  See the proof here and here.)