Check out this video, Chinese Food on Christmas.  The song was written by a guy who teaches at a Jewish high school in Baltimore.  You’ll even see a few Baltimore landmarks if you watch carefully – even the Senator Theater – which I used to work next to!  And, yes, for you Alaskans who didn’t grow up with any contact with Jewish people – it is the joke that all that Jewish people can do on Christmas is eat Chinese food and go to movies because everything else is closed!