This is what I tended to get when I confiscated notes from 6th graders (when they were in English that is, rather than Spanish or Arabic):
(all errors original to the note)
J, D said you my girlfriend!!! This is not troo
BTW, I managed to confiscate the note because B (from Mongolia) asked me how to spell “true”, which had absolutely nothing to do with what we were doing in class. So I, being the suspicious teacher that I am, came over to investigate!